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My Celebrity Look-alikes [02 May 2008|03:22pm] MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebs - Collage - Morph Comments: Kiss Me.

My Celebrity Look-alikes [02 May 2008|02:54pm] MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Free genealogy - Roots Comments: Kiss Me.

[19 May 2006|09:59pm] A South African gold miner lost his leg in an accident. Choking back the tears later he cried, "It's over! who's gonna want a one legged gold digger?" Then his phone rang. "It's Paul McCartney." Comments: Kiss Me.

kill me [31 Jan 2006|06:42pm] [ mood | crushed ] my computer started fucking around a few weeks ago but on thursday it came to a head. I took it in to be fixed and the motherboard had to be replaced. The guy at the shop was supposed to backup everything in My Documents for me. I got it back today, finally. And I've lost everything. Every file, every document, every photo, every song. Everything. Comments: 1 Mwa - Kiss Me.

let the war begin [22 Jan 2006|06:55pm] http://kittenwar.com/kittens/50645/ Comments: Kiss Me.

loser [28 Dec 2005|07:50pm] My parents are going away for New Years and I'm staying home alone. Something is very wrong with that sentence. Comments: 1 Mwa - Kiss Me.

Three men die on Christmas Eve and are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. [08 Dec 2005|09:27pm] "In honour of this holy season," says Saint Peter, "You must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven." The first man goes through his pockets and pulls out a lighter, flicks it on, saying, "It represents a candle." "You may pass through the pearly gates," says St Peter. The second man pulls out a set of keys, shakes them and says, "They're bells." St Peter lets him pass. The third man looks desperate and finally pulls a g-string from his pocket. St. Peter looks quizzical and asks, "Just how do those symbolise Christmas?" The man replies, "They're Carols." Comments: Kiss Me.

i forgot how much fun these things are... [01 Dec 2005|12:30am] YAY!! You like to live your own way and do not enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you that you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you. Coming on December 1, 2005: Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? The Sequel </td> Serenity (Firefly) 100% Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix) 88% SG-1 (Stargate) 81% Bebop (Cowboy Bebop) 56% Moya (from Farscape) 56% Millennium Falcon (Star Wars) 50% Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica) 38% Enterprise D (Star Trek) 19% Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? created with QuizFarm.com so much for fun... You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets. </td> Unipolar Depression 100% Borderline Personality Disorder 42% Schizophrenia 25% Antisocial Personality Disorder 17% Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder 0% Eating Disorders 0% Which mental disorder do you have? created with QuizFarm.com ( Read more... ) now i'm going to watch dead like me ... ummm mason. Comments: Kiss Me.

think that puts the message across?! [15 Nov 2005|07:37pm] I had problems with people stealing my bandwidth on my last site but with cpanel I get hotlink protection I made myself a little sign for anyone who's stupid enough to steal from me. HA! thieves Comments: Kiss Me.

lying scumbags [08 Nov 2005|04:49pm] I just got an email about a 2 for 1 offer at screenselect, I only reactivated because of this now they're saying I didn't click through the email and I'm not eligible. FUCKING BASTARDS. I just remembered I never got my free week because of the "warehouse fire" which stopped turn around, fire my arse. Comments: Kiss Me.

things are good... [28 Oct 2005|10:39pm] my new precious things :) ( Read more... ) Went into the city today after work with my ma, on the tram for the first time. How happy am I? Not very, it's a piece of crap, hardly any seats and too full. Think the underground overground. Exept with no piss smell. Highlight? some wanker crashed into the tram in a car. vv mon petit bebe vv Comments: Kiss Me.

[13 Oct 2005|01:51am] Ok so I know I hardly write here much so I'm going to actively try to get some stuff out there at least once a week. Even if it's like "things that pissed me off this week" or the like so here we go Things that got on my nerves today... - LOST (x2) 1. I'm really beginning to hate jack 2. I wish Kate would just shag sawyer, you know it's going to happen, GET ON WITH IT SO WE CAN FORGET IT!! - my hosting is up on the 5th Nov and I can't find a decent priced hosting/domain package (my old is now 30 pound a year and it was 25 pound for 2 years last time booo!) - my flu came back with a vengeance today, oh well atleast no chest infection... bollocks... i think i just jinxed myself - my ipod's broke, it won't scroll anymore :*( Things that got me happy today... - my More4 channel finally worked today... yay I got to watch Jon Stewart for the first time (keeping my fingers crossed it'll work on Sunday for curb your enthusiasm) - got a 53 pound cheque ($100) from globaltestmarket why i believe in the death penalty and wish we still had it here, cushy prison sentences that will end up these lads having better lives inside than out. It's about time we started actually punishing inhumane little pricks in this country. Don't even get me started. Comments: Kiss Me.

for the love of Pete [30 Sep 2005|11:58pm] I couldn't reach my remote and being the lazy bastard I am I've found myself accidentally watching hot tub ranking on Ch5. No this is the most pathetic show I have ever seen. It consists of 5 girls in a sound proof booth and 3 blokes behind one way glass. This girls discuss how pretty they are and rank themselves as 1to 5 for prettiness, arses and boobs and then they get to be re-rank by the blokes. PATHETIC and did I miss something or did I just get transported back in time to the 60s? Also it's presented by a stereotypical Chinese "me love you long time" woman. CHRIST. Then they swop, the girls see the blokes in their underkrackers and have a laugh, I think I'll go watch stargate atlantis, clean my brain after all that wank. Ummm maybe that was inappropriate wording. Comments: Kiss Me.

i just read this on pop bitch [30 Sep 2005|11:45am] dancing can be painful, funny when i was at school it was just for fun. >> Bring It On: Extreme << Kansas dance troupe The Dynamic Steppers were recently challenged to an impromptu dance-off by a rival group, the White Tigers. When the challengers appeared to be losing, a woman hit a 17-year-old Dynamic Steppers drummer in the face with a drumstick. His response was to punch her in the face, then climb into his car and try to run over spectators. His mother, a Dynamic Steppers coach, witnessed the altercation. Her response? She grabbed a box cutter and sliced the other woman's arm, leaving her needing stitches. Bring it! Comments: Kiss Me.

[13 Sep 2005|01:45am] this is my new favourite website, how the frig did i never find this before... ???!!! http://www.thesuperficial.com/ Comments: Kiss Me.

tragedy [06 Sep 2005|12:46am] You Failed the US Citizenship Test Oops, you only got 3 out of 10 right! Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test? Comments: 1 Mwa - Kiss Me.

i actually just did an evil muhahaha laugh, is that weird? [30 Aug 2005|06:15pm] <table cellpadding="20"> Outcast Genius 52 % Nerd, 65% Geek, 56% Dork For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions. You scored better than half in all three, earning you the title of: Outcast Genius. Outcast geniuses usually are bright enough to understand what society wants of them, and they just don't care! They are highly intelligent and passionate about the things they know are *truly* important in the world. Typically, this does not include sports, cars or make-up, but it can on occassion (and if it does then they know more than all of their friends combined in that subject). Outcast geniuses can be very lonely, due to their being outcast from most normal groups and too smart for the room among many other types of dorks and geeks, but they can also be the types to eventually rule the world, ala Bill Gates, the prototypical Outcast Genius. Congratulations! Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 36% on nerdiness You scored higher than 92% on geekosity You scored higher than 91% on dork points Comments: Kiss Me.

[26 Aug 2005|09:27pm] weed. You are weed. You are laid back, relaxed and outgoing. "what kind of drug are you?" Comments: Kiss Me.

[13 Aug 2005|05:41pm] I just watched the last horror movie. Quite good really it's an English horror movie and it's supposedly about a guy who tapes over a teeny slasher flick with his own murder story. He films himself killing people. In general he's this nutty serial killer, but it shows him in his everyday life with family etc. Then he takes the film (one copy) and puts it in a rental shop and unsuspecting horror watchers rent it thinking they'll get a teen slasher film. The he follows them home lets them watch it and kills them too. It's not scary but it's sort of artsy and clever. When I read the description online I never would have thought it was anything like it describes it. It made it sound like a teen film where a guy lures/kills people with a video tape, sort of like the ring without samara, a murder tape all that jazz. Comments: Kiss Me.

[12 Aug 2005|09:32pm] Big brother finished tonight I'm free for another year Thank fucking christ Comments: Kiss Me.

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