How About a Nice Cup of Shut the Fuck Up?!

fallenangeluk @ 2006-05-19T21:59:00

2006-05-19T20:59:00Z

A South African gold miner lost his leg in an accident. Choking back the tears later he cried, "It's over! who's gonna want a one legged gold digger?" Then his phone rang. "It's Paul McCartney."

kill me

2006-01-31T19:09:49Z

my computer started fucking around a few weeks ago but on thursday it came to a head. I took it in to be fixed and the motherboard had to be replaced. The guy at the shop was supposed to backup everything in My Documents for me.

I got it back today, finally. And I've lost everything. Every file, every document, every photo, every song.

Everything.

let the war begin

2006-01-22T18:55:21Z

http://kittenwar.com/kittens/50645/

loser

2005-12-28T19:50:07Z

My parents are going away for New Years and I'm staying home alone.

Something is very wrong with that sentence.

Three men die on Christmas Eve and are met by St Peter at the pearly gates.

2005-12-08T21:27:32Z

"In honour of this holy season," says Saint Peter,
"You must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man goes through his pockets and pulls out a lighter, flicks it on,
saying, "It represents a candle."
"You may pass through the pearly gates," says St Peter.

The second man pulls out a set of keys, shakes them and says, "They're bells."
St Peter lets him pass.

The third man looks desperate and finally pulls a g-string from his pocket. St. Peter looks quizzical and asks,
"Just how do those symbolise Christmas?"

The man replies, "They're Carols."

i forgot how much fun these things are...

2005-12-01T00:30:58Z

YAY!!

You like to live your own way and do not enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you that you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you.

Coming on December 1, 2005:

Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? The Sequel

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Serenity (Firefly)

100%

Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)

88%

SG-1 (Stargate)

81%

Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)

56%

Moya (from Farscape)

56%

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)

50%

Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)

38%

Enterprise D (Star Trek)

19%

Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in?
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so much for fun...

You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.

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Unipolar Depression

100%

Borderline Personality Disorder

42%

Schizophrenia

25%

Antisocial Personality Disorder

17%

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

Eating Disorders

Which mental disorder do you have?
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well that's nice to know :)

You scored as Murder. You would most likely kill someone, so watch out mr.anger management.

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Murder

83%

Being Drunk in Public

67%

Fraud

67%

Theft

50%

Public Nudity

What crime would you most likely commit?
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You scored as Goth. That's awesome! Go you!

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Goth

67%

Loner

53%

Stoner

53%

Geek/Nerd

47%

Emo Kid

40%

Punk

33%

"Ghetto"

27%

Prep

13%

Jock

Hot

What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
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You scored as Loser.

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Loser

75%

Hippy

69%

Goth

63%

Nerdy Girl

38%

Athletic Tomboy

31%

Slut

19%

Popular Bitch

Preppy Girl

What type of girl are you?!!
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Your personality type is RLUAN

You are reserved, moody, unstructured, moderately accommodating, and moderately non-intellecutal, and may prefer a city which matches those traits.

The largest representation of your personality type can be found in the these U.S. cities: Salt Lake City, Philadelphia Area, Buffalo, Greenville/Spartanburg, Long Island, Norfolk, Louisville, Charlotte, San Diego, Harrisburg, Orlando, Sacramento and these international countries/regions Kazakhstan, Austria, Puerto Rico, England, Scotland, South Africa, Guam, Wales, Bulgaria, Portugal, Australia, Malaysia, Finland, Italy, Singapore, Argentina

What Places In The World Match Your Personality?
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You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!

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Goth

40%

Emo

30%

Skater

25%

Rocker, Mosher

20%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

15%

Trendy

Prepy

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now i'm going to watch dead like me ... ummm mason.

think that puts the message across?!

2005-11-15T19:37:39Z

I had problems with people stealing my bandwidth on my last site but with cpanel I get hotlink protection

I made myself a little sign for anyone who's stupid enough to steal from me.

HA! thieves

lying scumbags

2005-11-08T16:49:06Z

I just got an email about a 2 for 1 offer at screenselect, I only reactivated because of this now they're saying I didn't click through the email and I'm not eligible.

FUCKING BASTARDS.

I just remembered I never got my free week because of the "warehouse fire" which stopped turn around, fire my arse.

things are good...

2005-10-28T21:39:05Z

my new precious things :)

Went into the city today after work with my ma, on the tram for the first time. How happy am I? Not very, it's a piece of crap, hardly any seats and too full. Think the underground overground. Exept with no piss smell.

Highlight? some wanker crashed into the tram in a car.

vv mon petit bebe vv

fallenangeluk @ 2005-10-13T01:51:00

2005-10-13T00:51:56Z

Ok so I know I hardly write here much so I'm going to actively try to get some stuff out there at least once a week. Even if it's like "things that pissed me off this week" or the like

so here we go

Things that got on my nerves today...
- LOST (x2)
1. I'm really beginning to hate jack
2. I wish Kate would just shag sawyer, you know it's going to happen, GET ON WITH IT SO WE CAN FORGET IT!!
- my hosting is up on the 5th Nov and I can't find a decent priced hosting/domain package (my old is now 30 pound a year and it was 25 pound for 2 years last time booo!)
- my flu came back with a vengeance today, oh well atleast no chest infection... bollocks... i think i just jinxed myself
- my ipod's broke, it won't scroll anymore :*(

Things that got me happy today...
- my More4 channel finally worked today... yay I got to watch Jon Stewart for the first time (keeping my fingers crossed it'll work on Sunday for curb your enthusiasm)
- got a 53 pound cheque ($100) from globaltestmarket

why i believe in the death penalty and wish we still had it here, cushy prison sentences that will end up these lads having better lives inside than out. It's about time we started actually punishing inhumane little pricks in this country.

Don't even get me started.

i just read this on pop bitch

2005-09-30T23:12:59Z

dancing can be painful, funny when i was at school it was just for fun.

>> Bring It On: Extreme <<

Kansas dance troupe The Dynamic Steppers were recently challenged to an impromptu dance-off by a rival group, the White Tigers. When the challengers appeared to be losing, a woman hit a 17-year-old Dynamic Steppers drummer in the face with a drumstick. His response was to punch her in the face, then climb into his car and try to run over spectators.

His mother, a Dynamic Steppers coach, witnessed the altercation. Her response? She grabbed a box cutter and sliced the other woman's arm, leaving her needing stitches. Bring it!

for the love of Pete

2005-09-30T22:58:58Z

I couldn't reach my remote and being the lazy bastard I am I've found myself accidentally watching hot tub ranking on Ch5. No this is the most pathetic show I have ever seen. It consists of 5 girls in a sound proof booth and 3 blokes behind one way glass. This girls discuss how pretty they are and rank themselves as 1to 5 for prettiness, arses and boobs and then they get to be re-rank by the blokes. PATHETIC and did I miss something or did I just get transported back in time to the 60s? Also it's presented by a stereotypical Chinese "me love you long time" woman. CHRIST.

Then they swop, the girls see the blokes in their underkrackers and have a laugh, I think I'll go watch stargate atlantis, clean my brain after all that wank. Ummm maybe that was inappropriate wording.

fallenangeluk @ 2005-09-13T01:45:00

2005-09-13T00:45:04Z

this is my new favourite website, how the frig did i never find this before... ???!!!

http://www.thesuperficial.com/

tragedy

2005-09-05T23:46:59Z

You Failed the US Citizenship Test

Oops, you only got 3 out of 10 right!

Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?

i actually just did an evil muhahaha laugh, is that weird?

2005-08-30T17:15:38Z

Outcast Genius
52 % Nerd, 65% Geek, 56% Dork

For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in all three, earning you the title of: Outcast Genius.

Outcast geniuses usually are bright enough to understand what society wants of them, and they just don't care! They are highly intelligent and passionate about the things they know are *truly* important in the world. Typically, this does not include sports, cars or make-up, but it can on occassion (and if it does then they know more than all of their friends combined in that subject).

Outcast geniuses can be very lonely, due to their being outcast from most normal groups and too smart for the room among many other types of dorks and geeks, but they can also be the types to eventually rule the world, ala Bill Gates, the prototypical Outcast Genius.

Congratulations!

Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 36% on nerdiness

You scored higher than 92% on geekosity

You scored higher than 91% on dork points

fallenangeluk @ 2005-08-26T21:27:00

2005-08-26T20:27:10Z

weed.

You are weed. You are laid back, relaxed and outgoing.

"what kind of drug are you?"

fallenangeluk @ 2005-08-13T17:41:00

2005-08-13T16:41:55Z

I just watched the last horror movie. Quite good really it's an English horror movie and it's supposedly about a guy who tapes over a teeny slasher flick with his own murder story. He films himself killing people. In general he's this nutty serial killer, but it shows him in his everyday life with family etc. Then he takes the film (one copy) and puts it in a rental shop and unsuspecting horror watchers rent it thinking they'll get a teen slasher film. The he follows them home lets them watch it and kills them too.

It's not scary but it's sort of artsy and clever. When I read the description online I never would have thought it was anything like it describes it. It made it sound like a teen film where a guy lures/kills people with a video tape, sort of like the ring without samara, a murder tape all that jazz.

fallenangeluk @ 2005-08-12T21:32:00

2005-08-12T20:32:42Z

Big brother finished tonight

I'm free for another year

Thank fucking christ

fallenangeluk @ 2005-08-10T21:01:00

2005-08-10T20:01:05Z

You're 10 Things I Hate About You! Loathing turns to love when a bet goes awry in this quick and witty movie based off of The Taming of the Shrew.

What '90s Teen Movie are You?

I'm such a lame ass

2005-07-06T23:54:11Z

So I'm online screwing around when my connection suddenly goes out, so I go to reconnect and my computer starts telling me the line is busy. So I'm like huh? I'm the only one in the friggin house how is it busy?

I grab my cordless and press the connect button to see what's wrong and the line is dead. So being the paranoid weirdo I am I stat wigging out and grab a shocking big knife from the kitchen and go stalking around the house. Looking outside and shit. I keep trying it and no luck, I'm almost having a panic attack when the line starts working.

Dumbass lol :D

Erin

2005-06-27T22:49:29Z

The name of Erin makes you dynamic, restless, independent, ready to accept challenges, and outspoken. You enjoy change, travel, and new experiences. Reacting against injustice, you go out of your way to assist in creating fairness. You are very creative and promotional, and work intensely to carry out your plans. Though you have limitless enthusiasm for new ventures, you lose interest quickly once things become routine, as you dislike being forced to attend to detail and do monotonous work. Your lack of patience and consistency in your affairs and your tendency to act impulsively can lead to actions you later regret taking, or to accidents, particularly to the head. You find that you often do the hard, pioneering work in an undertaking, only to see others reap the benefits. While this name makes you very honest and sincere in your personal relationships, your tendency to retaliate with caustic remarks over even slight offenses could spoil many friendships. You are prone to suffer moods of depression, and physical and mental tension which could have a serious affect upon the nervous system, causing stomach ulcers. Health weaknesses could also affect the eyes, ears, sinuses, or result in loss of hair.

I just noticed my babies of the 80s site has been online for two years. Doesn't the time pass?! lol

umh...

2005-06-17T18:17:06Z

Some little bastards broke into my pops car last night, wankers. Just for a pointless old mobile phone. Of course it's his fault for leaving it on the dash. But that's not the point. Cunts.

Louise's coming over later, think she's bringing that house of wax film with slut hilton in it. I just ate a 10" ham pizza for dinner and now I think I'm going to be sick. My belly hurts :*(

fallenangeluk @ 2005-06-09T20:56:00

2005-06-09T19:56:07Z

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

devil eyes

2005-05-18T20:50:25Z

new picture of me

I'll be gone for a week i've "run" out of bt hours

fallenangeluk @ 2005-05-13T02:00:00

2005-05-13T01:00:29Z

I ordered my new digital camera today YAY! it's an olympus mju mini in red, it's so perty

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00064A0HI/qid=1115945977/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl/202-5603164-3525401